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Friday, October 8, 2010

71 genius ideas.

today, actually just minutes ago, i finished my first ever university midterm. It went really quite well. it was the first of my two economics midterms, (yeah you heard me right, i have 2 midterms for the same course) but this was in nice tho. its much ahead of the other midterms, so it safely avoids my exam slam week. (this is what i call the last week in october when i have my three hardest midterms in a four day span) plus i did have time to study for this one. ...maybe too much time. I spent most of it at Willy's in Tim and Tyrone's room studying away. But there were times when we drifted.

thus resulting in this find:
"The top 71 things to do when you know your going to fail your exam"

the following are my ten favourites,
1) As soon as you get a copy of the exam, take it, and run out of the room screaming "Andre! Andre! Ive got the secret documents!!"
2) Take 6 packets of rice crackers with you. at the beginning of the exam stuff two into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
3) Bring a water pistol with you. enough said.
4) Bring a Gameboy. play with the volume at max level.
5) When you walk in complain about the heat. strip.
6) Try to get people in the room to do "the Wave"
7) Bring Cheerleaders.
8) As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
9) (if the exam is multiple choice, and your prof is a female) fill in the answers B.A.B.E B.A.B.E B.A.B.E ect.
10) Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

unfortunately, i never got around to any of these, but i did do pretty well on the exam.
im not too worried, i foresee many more opportunities in my future.

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