Jamie Grantis is a man who wears many hats. One minute, he is a fearless adventurer, the next an impeccably dressed businessman. When his infamous Sandwich Cap makes an appearance, prepare yourself for the mighty handiwork that is bound to ensue.
Behold! The West Virginian Mystery Sandwich.
This treat has only been created once (according to Le Histoire de la San-weech, a fine French food history encyclopedia) and the secret ingredients are unknown to the human species. This sandwich must be eaten in the dark, as the lack of light enhances man's other senses, particularly taste and touch. Perhaps one day his secret recipe will be passed along the Grantis Lineage, and the WVMS will once again be resurrected. Until then, this grainy iPhone photo is the only remaining piece of evidence.